Monday, August 19, 2013

A Verse for El Gato...

Oh moron cat, moron cat,
Why do you keep doing that?
I'll step on your tail,
You'll let out a wail!
You'll yowl and screech and hiss!
You'll race out before me,
Then pause to ignore me,
Shocked that my sneakers won't miss!
When I come home all laden,
A grocery-bearing maiden,
My toes I can no longer see...
What does this cat do?
This feline who needs a clue?
He darts in to stand under me!
Oh frustrating cat, little ding bat,
Why do you keep doing that???